Have you ever thrown a Google at global warming myths? Try it. It’s hot as all heck out there, and it has nothing to do with the over abundance of smoke stacks.  You see things like “debunk global warming, so you won’t be as big a menace to the world’s poor as those dim-witted, morally bankrupt green agenda.” Don’t forget that “climate change is costing us” and my personal favorite, “global warming is a pagan fantasy.”

Naturally, we had to come up with our own list.

TOP TEN GLOBAL WARMING MYTHS – IT’S REALLY JUST A CONSPIRACY BY...

10. The fur industry to get animals to abandon their fur.

9. Bitter athletes who want to end Canadian dominance in hockey. Not so cool when you skate in slush, is it?

8. Evil supermodels sick of having to cover up in the winter.

7. Annoying guys who walk around saying “Hot enough for ya?”

6. Hollywood, who wants less money spent on heating oil and more money spent on blockbusters about the ravaging effects of global warming.

5. Pot smokers who want to see how high they can get off trapped greenhouse gases.

4. The pork industry, who wants to promote bacon by openly frying it on the sidewalk.

3. Failed plastic surgeons eager to see people’s faces melt off.

2. Icelandic folk sick of wearing Icelandic sweaters.

1. Real estate magnets who have already bought up the soon-to-be balmy south coast of Antarctica.

Icelandic Sweater Photo: Gunna/Flickr
Pagan Photo Credit: Kam’s World/Flickr